Waterboard Sean Hannity for Charity? Count me in!
On April 23, Sean Hannity said on his show that he'd let himself be waterboarded for charity.
We'd like to help in the cause. Seriously.
Most waterboarding participants last far less than fifteen seconds, usually only five seconds. So would you pay a dollar a second to charity if Sean Hannity got waterboarded? I would. Keith Olbermann says he'll put up a thousand dollars a second.
If this is behavior you'd like to encourage, email your desire to us. The links are below. We're collecting names and emails to encourage Sean Hannity to "Cowboy Up" so to speak, to get strapped in and "Ride the Liquid Pony."
Remember, we're not collecting any money for this. We're only facilitating your generosity and encouragement for Sean Hannity to get Waterboarded for Charity. So when he finally agrees to be Waterboarded for Charity, or whenever it's appropriate, we'll forward your email addresses to Fox, MSNBC and his favorite charity, and you'll know who to send your hard-earned money to.
I'll update this site as often as possible to let you know how much money Sean Hannity's Waterboarding for Charity would raise.
You don't need to type anything in the email. Just click the MAIL button and hit send. It's the right thing to do.
I will donate a dollar per second to Sean Hannity's favorite charity if -
He allows himself to be waterboarded by
a trained interrogator with several TV networks in attendance .
Or maybe you'd like to stipulate options
- press on the email
links below
"I will only donate a dollar per second if - "
He lasts 10 seconds.
He hasn't slept for 48 hours prior to the event.
He has been standing on a bucket for seven hours with
no bathroom breaks.
He agrees that he will be waterboarded five times
- unless after the first
couple times he admits
that "Waterboarding is torture".
Because if it's not torture, he wouldn't admit it,
right?
Or is it a false confession? I lose track, what with all the crying and choking
noises.
Feel free to comment on his Great American Bravery in any of your emails. I'm sure he'll care.
We're all great Americans!
By clicking the mail links above, you agree to allow your email to be
forwarded to MSNBC, Fox and
Sean Hannity's favorite charity. Your participation
does not constitute an
obligation on your part, it is only a statement of your
interest in donating to an event
such as Sean Hannity growing a pair and getting Waterboarded for Charity.
We reserve the right to
anonymously post comments from the emails. Your name will not
appear anywhere and remains private, because frankly it's nobody's business but
your own.
While you're at it, join this Hannity-dunking Facebook group -
And always remember -
America wants Sean Hannity to be Waterboarded for Charity!
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